Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am sure funnier things would happen in my life if I left the house…but instead I am forced to smell smells that no human should smell, I’m talking eggy smells…radiating out of my wife…in a 400 square foot apartment…that I can’t escape because it is frozen outside..

I guess the highlight of my night was planning an elaborate live broadcast suicide, but it would require work…and if I liked work I wouldn’t be doing this…

All this to say…no one sent me a pussy pic last night. I think I’ve peaked.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

11 Year Old Dresses Like Christian Grey from Fifty Shades of Grey

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Miss USA Behind the Scenes

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Eating 26 Ghost Peppers

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The Climbing Cat of Russia

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Ana Braga in a Bikini

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Lion Opens Door in South Africa

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Michelle Lewin Big Tits in a Bikini

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Hot Mug Shot of the Day

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Chris Brown’s Baby Momma was a Whore

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Boyfriend Performs WWE Moves on His Girlfriend

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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Famewhore in Skimpy Clothes

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Dark Places Trailer

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Cell Phone Batteries are Explosive

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Mirror Selfies

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Man Kills Neighbor – Brings Dead Body to his Lawyer’s Office

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