Kate Hudson is a Hard Nippled Mom in Shorts of the DAy

Kate Hudson is a terrible person….at least that is what I would assume, seeing as I have never met her, and have no idea what her deal is….I just like to judge girls pushing 40 on her having run through so many celebrity cocks….being the cute daughter of Goldie Hawn, who you can assume that in her teens was at all the exclusive parties ripping coke, and taking cock, and getting pregnant by older men…only to have their kid…before leading Owen Wilson to killing himself…or at least trying, despite what Zoolander fans wanted him to do…

She’s not all that hot, but she’s got a great ass and she looks good now thanks to breeding at a young age. She’s not all that talented, but she knows the right people, and knowing the right people is all you need. She’s made a ton of money acting, all because she’s Goldie Hawn’s Daughter…reminding us that acting is really a joke and once you break into the scene, you’re good.

She’s been linked to a lot of people, one would call her a slut…but not me, because I like girls who fuck a lot…not for their herpes, or because it means they are better at fucking, but for their inability to control themselves…because they are easier for me to finger when they have 2 drinks in them….

All this to say, she’s showing some cleavage, she looks good, whether she was a mom or not, and over analyzing her vagina and all it has been through, or her career..or even that she lead Owen Wilson to suicide….can’t take away from that…I’m a fan.

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