Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I haven’t figured out if the fail of the day is refusing to leave the house in the middle of winter to have sex with random girls…or at least try to have sex with random girls…or more importantly get them to take off their panties in the bar and show me their pussies…as I often do…to stay home to tell a pregnant girl on tinder I want to suck the 7 month old fetus inside her out of her while licking her clit…

You know, priorities…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Woman Brings a Gun to her 14 Year Old Daughter’s Fight

GO

Maitland Ward is Insane

GO

I hate This Fucking Dress

GO

Stacked Ball Drop

GO

Mirror Selfies…

GO

Fame Whore…

GO

Russian Guy Has Balls Cut Off

GO

Some Electrical Wiring Problems

GO

Margot Robbie Slapped Leo and Got a Career Out of It

GO

Girl in Bed in Lingerie

GO

The Making of a Beer Can

GO

Jennifer Lawrence had a Fight

GO

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