Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My sexting line today was “I have 7 minutes to get off, I am going to look at pics of you and see what comes of it”…

It works because apparently, girls like things presented to them as challenges….

Even if they don’t want to get me off, that sense of urgency makes them try their best to get me off…

The timeline makes things seem less creepy…like this needs to happen…here and now…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

The Kid Who Got Charged With Assault After Acting Out 50 Shade of Grey

GO

Girls Tugging At Their Clothes

GO

Cameron Diaz Tattoo of the Day

GO

Victoria Silvstedt’s in a Bikini

GO

Kate Hudson in Some SHorts

GO

Real Life Giant Robot

GO

This Motherfucker can JUMP

GO

Michael Keaton Putting Away his Oscar Speech

GO

Behind the Back Shot

GO

Anna Kendrick Does Twitter.

GO

Some Aussie Trick Shots

GO

The post Morning Hangover Dump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather.