Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent at least an hour coaching some horny 20 year old to make herself squirt in the hospital she was at…

This is my life…

I didn’t get to see the squirt, but she claims it happened…and I feel like in some weird way I’ve finally accomplished something…I’ve found my niche, my talent…my life work…my legacy…

Here are some stepLINKS…

This is Aquaman

GO

Street Artist Makes Oscar Statue Sniffing a Line of Coke

GO

The Goat that Steals your Drink….

GO

This Warren Sapp Story is Pretty Good

GO

Tyga is Banging Kylie Jenner

GO

Girls Bending at the Waist

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Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in a White Tank Top

GO

Kim Made Kanye Take 30 Showers to Wash the Amber Rose Off Him

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The Joke that Pissed off Eddie Murphy

GO

Hot Chick Sports Fans

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Sideboobs for PETA

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It must Be So Much Fun Tittie Fucking Ashley Benson

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Snowpocalypse Surpise

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Jon Stewart Describes his Replacement

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