Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So some fat chick, I’m talking hugely fucking fat chick, almost fatter than my wife, which is pretty fucking fat….chick….matched me on Tinder, because I right swipe everyone. Having no standards in anything I do leads me to a place where I take what I can get, but still judge the fuck out of it while I’m getting it.

You know, a little cross reference to images I look at all day of models, to tell my brain everything about this girl is wrong….while the vagina makes me think “whatever”…

Either way, I started off nice, because I know how sensitive fat chicks are…almost as sensitive as ex fat chicks who lost all the weight and even more sensitive than lesbians…so I’m being nice, thinking, this bitch is so fat, there are definitely dudes who fuck her, but they aren’t nice about it…you know flowers aren’t being bought…it’s more like “bitch, I got nothing going on, get your sloppy ass over here, don’t have a heart attack or stroke or complications for diabetes on the way, cuz I need to CUMMMMMM”….

So I’m like, charity worker, giving attention to the fat girls of tinder community, you know give the fat chick, who is clearly sad from her looking like she’s been eating her feelings 5 decades, even though she’s only 21…give her some romance..even though all she really wants is cake.

Within 10 seconds she turned my friendly, I don’t really want to ever see you naked, into softcore smut, telling me about her last orgasm from fingering herself, etc…so I’m like, OK, I could handle seeing a fat chick pussy, even just for the research, science, gag factor whatever….so I ask….and boom…she unmatched me..and I’m like, I think I got turned down by a fat chick….

It’s been pretty hard on my self esteem, but I’m got out of bed and here I am with morning stepLINKS….

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