Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I matched with a Tranny last night, and she was familiar with the site, because I’m just that famous in the Tranny world, and unlike many straight married dudes, I don’t crave fucking trannies or getting fucked by trannies, but I do crave doing a photoshoot with trannies to not let people know they are trannies, for a good 6 months to a year, until we release their sex tape, so that their fan base that we’ve created is like “WTF BRO, She’s got a dick”….

But this tranny, wasn’t down and said she’d probable end up on the site, because I was a tranny hater, but really, I am all about taking a tranny by her soft delicate manly hands and trolling the fucking world with her massive cock reveal…

All this to say…Trannies, like Lesbians…hate me.

The Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog Like it was the 90s

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Little Girl’s First Time on a Roller Coaster

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Girls Tugging on Clothes

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Lesley Gore Tribute Song of the Day

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Michelle Obama and Big Bird Dance

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Nicole Murphy is the New Mariah Carey

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LeBron James Fashion Show

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Panda Asks for A Hug

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Fame Whore in Lingerie of the Day

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Charles Manson’s Fiancee Says Wedding Will Happen

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Nice View of Switzerland

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Never Enough Thundersnow

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