Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Waking up to the nights sexting orgy that I missed because I passed out drunk listening to my wife complain about being cold, is the only glorious thing in my life, because in this world where you don’t have to leave your house for simple things like eggs and milk, you can order that shit online, it is nice to get vagina videos that this no human contact can save my soul from the human contact I am forced to have due to poor pre-Internet decisions I made, like marriage….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Rich Kid Killed His Father for Reducing his Allowance

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Girl Tries Oyster for the First Time

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Blake Lively Shat Out a Baby

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Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Shows Off her Training

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Cameron Diaz Had Her Kid

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Michelle Lewin Bikini Workout

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Marilyn Monroe is the Face of Max Factor

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Mayweather Showing Off His Things…

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Girls Tugging On Their Clothes

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Kate Beckinsale Tits

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