Gisele and Her Surfboard of the Day

Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere

She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit.

That’s all I have to say about that…