Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend that was only technically a weekend because the rest of the world calls is that, while for me it’s like every other day of doing nothing…thanks to being unemployed…was not when I was in line behind two rich kid 10 year olds buying cake at the coffee shop…only to negotiate with the coffee shop worker because their bill was $20.40 and they didn’t want to break their 50….only to have the coffee shop worker, who probably wasn’t going to make 50 dollars that day of working…take the 40 cents out of her tip jar…to cover their rich kid asses like an idiot…instead of teaching these pricks about sacrifices…and breaking a fucking 50.

Those kids have already won at life…already better at business, negotiation, and richer than me…I would have found that depressing…but I gave up caring long ago..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

The Tinder Champion

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Dog Things Patio Door is Closed – Owner Laughs Like She’s Cumming

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Charlotte McKinney is a Stripper Bitch turned Model

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Randy Jackson Divorces Wife of 18 Years – Is Worth 40 Millions – Has No Pre-Nup – Dumb Bass Player on the Down Low fucked Up…

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George Clooney is Married

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The Best Kiss Cam GIFs

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Shy Dog Wants Watermelon

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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS

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Uber Driver Blames girls Outfit for Groping her…

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Selfies for the Homeless

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31 Deaths after Japanese Volcano

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Sexually Suggestive Shadows

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14 Pissed Off Amazon Reviews on Joke Books

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Girls Fishing – It’s a Fetish

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KLM Lost and Found Service Dog

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The Best Caption to the North West Looking into the heavens Pic

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The Most META Moments of the Simpsons/Family Guy Episode

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Adriana Lima in Lingerie

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New York Post Sports Puns…2014

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The Latest Girls Who have been Fappeninged

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