Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about dating girls who are 18 – is that they would have too much shame to have your baby – so they abort the mission, even if MTV made it out to be a good thing to do…

Even if they are little sluts because they grew up on porn and are having unprotected sex with you and everyone else – more importantly they probably don’t have AIDS or even herpes yet, because their slutting is still so young and vibrant…and even if they did have AIDS, you’d do it anyway, because they are 18 and while into your 40s you know…young pussy giving you the time of day with their vagina is the key to happiness…

Here are some Morning stepLINKS…

People Caught Sleeping

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Simon Cowell Poses with Testicles

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Julia Louis Dreyfus Makes Out with Bryan Cranston

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Julia Roberts at the Emmys

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Topless Day!

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Pool Party With Dogs

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Gone Girl Trailer

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Lookin’ Down Blouses…

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Kaley Cuoco See Through Shirt

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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME

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Seth Meyers Takes Ice Bucket Challenge..

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The Older the Better and Fucking…Practice Makes Perfect

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Girls in Selfies…

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Serena Williams Has a Big Ass

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Zoe Saldana in Spandex.

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