Zoe Saldana Strategic Nude for Women’s Health of the Day

The flaw in these pics of Zoe Saldana promoting whatever bullshit movie she’s in since Avatar made her famous – is that there’s no spread vagina in them.

I know, I always say how shitty strategic or implied nudity, especially when it involves being full nude, because like you and everyone else…I want to see gash.

But the reason it is so important to see Zoe Saldana’s Gash, is because she’s pregnant and based on THESE PAPARAZZI PICS – already showing…

Meaning this naked body…and vagina that has yet to be mangled…but will be mangled…is already historic documents..and like all historic documents…they would be better with gash.

Calling a vagina gash always makes me laugh.

Here are the pics