Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Sarah Hyland in a Bikini Top of the Day


Sarah Hyland creeps me out despite the fact that she has tits…and wears a bikini…and is in her 20s…there’s just something about her that makes me think she’s 15 and I hate 15 year olds…and I can prove it to you because in Canada it is legal to fuck 16 year olds and I don’t…I mean to me there’s no better proof than that….


I just keep thinking she had a stage mom who found some hormone suppressants to get her into a Disney Role that would take her into her 30s playing a teen…the Peter Pan formula…but then she takes Sofia Vergara’s lead and busts out her tits for her fans…and I’m left confused…but not too confused…I can power through this…thanks to tits.





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