Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This made me laugh. Basically a friend of mine on Facebook posted some bootleg shoes she got at Target, calling out the original designer, calling the shoes a #knockoff, only for the original designer to complement her shoes and post it on their website…idiots…social media isn’t social anymore – it’s corporate…not that you care…we’re all bunch of robots anyway….robots who don’t seem to be sending me nearly enough vagina pics…

Here are some morning links…

Babe Dancing to Pump Up the Jam

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14 Smooth-Ass Dogs….

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Slutty Glamour Models Kissing Each Other

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Ali Wentworth Talks About Her Dry Vagina

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Michigan Man Dies After Vehicle Crashes into House Filled with Bees

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Comicon 2014 – Cosplay Round Up

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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!

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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!

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James Franco Tries to Get Stephen Colbert to Break Character, Fails

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10 Hotel Signs….

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Kate Upton Thinks She’s Hotter Than She Is….

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Alicia Keys is Pregnant Again – To Justify Her Shitty Body

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