It is always an exciting day when you run into the street hooker you accidentally had unprotected sex with when you were drunk, because you are always drunk, and because you always have unprotected sex, cuz condoms are for pussies……it’s like if you can’t handle the inner thigh rash, the smell of feces, death and fish you shouldn’t be fucking her in the first place…it’s like dive in full-heartedly or find someone else to fuck…
And she tells you she passed her STD test. It’s almost as good as when you find out your ex girlfriend who left you for a rich person is homeless…
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Failed Popstar Cosplay
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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Here’s Katy Perry’s New Shitty Video
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25 Celebs in Calvin Klein Underwear
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Some Random Trick in a Bikini
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Kate Upton Looks Like She’s in Maternity Clothes
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Courtney Stodden’s Amazing Cleavage.
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Slut of the DAy
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Michelle Rodriguez is Boring in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in Jeans
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Beyonce’s Got Serious Fucking Cleavage
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Taylor Swift is Turnt the Fuck Up
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Girls Lockerroom Prank
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Ireland Baldwin is Big in a Bikini
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Leo is In on the Beiber Fight
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Poker Player Loses 1,000,000 Dollars
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Genevieve Morton See Through in GQ Magazine!
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Buzz Lightyear and His Dildo
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Nicola Peltz Little White Pantie Upskirt
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Zoe Saldana Big Booty Pregnant Ho – With Secret Services – Cuz She’s So Important…
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Girls Posing in Bed
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Miranda Kerr at an Event
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini Continues
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College Girls Photobombing Guys Who Can’t Hang – Cuz They are Too Drunk
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Geeks Grill a Steak on LAVA
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The Best And Worst O Faces in Hollywood
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Kristen Bell is Pregnant
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Michelle Keegan Topless Pic on Instagram
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A Dame to Kill Red Band Trailer
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Don’t Fuck Around on Tall Buildings…
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Amy Childs Has Big Tits
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25 Hottest Pics of Alexis KNapp
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Kate Beckinsale May be in a See Through Dress
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12 People Stuck in Playground Equipment
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Bieber Invites Models on his Yacht
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Insane Flipper
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Taylor Swift on the Mean Streets
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Clubbing is Lame Video
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James Franco Tries to Break Colbert’s Character
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Braless Ali LArter is Kinda Funny…
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Sophie Simmons in a See Through Underwater Shoot
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Girl Squatting a Dude
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Gisele Bundchen Bikini
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Miranda Kerr’s Topless Pic on Instagram…
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Redheads You Want to Fuck
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Into The Woods Trailer
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15 Shamed People
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Really Long Dildo…
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Jimmy Kimmel Asks Cosplayers About Their Sex Lives
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Hot Topless Model
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Lily Roma Nude in the Pool
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Topless Protestor of the Day
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Throwback Sharon Stone Nudes
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Boobs Bounce in the Van
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Horrible Solo Video
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The Woman Who Doesn’t Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street
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Titties in the Drive Thru
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Nasty Amateur of the Day
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Her First Squirt
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Zoo Magazine Glamour Model Nudity
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I don’t know if this is interesting or not. I find everything boring. I find celebrities uneventful. I find people who want to be celebrities uneventful…even pathetic…I think society as a whole is misguided and headed straight to self destruction…which is a good thing….
So I can’t really get excited about Miley posing in Selfies in front of a dirty mirror in semi-sheer dress…with a little flash of a little tit…but I am thinking that maybe you can…because you are a pervert and actually into this shit. I just do it for the millions of dollars, the private jets, and the hookers…they just haven’t happened yet.
The flaw in these pics of Zoe Saldana promoting whatever bullshit movie she’s in since Avatar made her famous – is that there’s no spread vagina in them.
I know, I always say how shitty strategic or implied nudity, especially when it involves being full nude, because like you and everyone else…I want to see gash.
But the reason it is so important to see Zoe Saldana’s Gash, is because she’s pregnant and based on THESE PAPARAZZI PICS – already showing…
Meaning this naked body…and vagina that has yet to be mangled…but will be mangled…is already historic documents..and like all historic documents…they would be better with gash.
Calling a vagina gash always makes me laugh.
Here are the pics
The family of former Minister of Information and Communications, late Prof. (Mrs.) Dora Nkem Akunyili, has released a week-long programme of activities for her funeral, culminating in her burial on Thursday, August 28, 2014 .
The programme, released today in Enugu by Prof. Akunyili’s husband, Dr. Chike Akunyili, starts with a Christian Wake-Keep at No. 2A Bishop Onyeabor St., G.R.A. Enugu, to hold from 4:00 p.m. on Friday, August 22 . Continue...
One of the best lifestyle photographers out of LA, goes by the name RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH …where he goes to all the it parties, takes great pics and shares them with us commoners not invited…
He went to some Drag Queen’s birthday party, that Katy Perry was also at…and she was wearing a tight dress that made her tits look awesome, and it makes me wonder why she doesn’t let RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH be the only person to take pics of her…
You see I’ve known of Katy Perry since she was just a hipster in LA…and I’ve seen her tits get more and more famous…but for some reason…she just never looked good to me. I found her ugly, sloppy, even a monster…up on some Lady Gaga – we scammed the world shit…
But every pic RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH gets of her…I fall in love with..and want to ejaculate on…either he’s good, or she’s good, she just hasn’t been documented very well.
Derek Hough and some other Dancing with the Stars trash was there, because he’s gay, you knew this from his dancing career, if you even know who Derek Hough is…and he busted out his homo dance moves because that’s just such an LA thing to do.
You see if you haven’t been to LA, it’s a cheesy fucking place where all these people stroke their own egos and think they are talent, and they compete to showcase said talent, even though they are already rich from their talent.
It’s like a massive horrible Bar Mitzvah, everywhere you go…and the entertainment..is equally as bad…It’s nice to see she’s reconnecting with her roots…
Her name is Jillian Murray . I am in love with her, but I don’t think she believes me, or cares, or notices because I’ve been sending her love messages on Instagram and Facebook and pretty much everywhere, and she ignores me…
Maybe she’s too busy for me because she has a new movie that release Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, which is apparently released this week and sounds like it probably won’t be in a Theatre near you, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth watching…anything she is in is worth watching…including, but not limited to…bikini pics….
Maybe girls like to Date Up and she’s going to the beach with more famous actors, producers and directors…and there’s no room in her bed for a 350 pound blogger….
Or maybe she doesn’t even know I exist, no one really does…but I know she exists…because I haven’t stopped staring at her waist to hip ratio the last 12 hours since I found these pics of her…
Now I am going to pretend that these weren’t taken on what I can only assume is a romantic getaway…cheating on our love…but the nice thing about love…is that it is unconditional…and I just feel happy knowing I can stare at these pics, print them up and even sleep with them…until she lets me audition for a role as her side bitch…
Who cares, bikini pics, she’s amazing.
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