Winona Ryder for Old Times of the Day

Winona Ryder is on a comeback, after years of living in a cave, after being the hottest thing in Hollywood only to do nothing for a decade or more, apparently, and she’s doing a magazine spread to announce it, a spread where she’s hiding her big tits….and here I am thinking where did she go, I didn’t realize she disappeared…it’s like she never went away…

Wait a minute…Who the fuck is this Winona Ryder…the name sounds familiar…but the face doesn’t ring a bell..maybe it’s the botox…