Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I thought I was going to die this weekend, but apparently you can’t die when you are already dead, but you sure as fuck can drink a lot, get a lot of lap dances, and try to convince a lot of lesbians to teach you how to eat pussy using their pussies and fail…

I’m so pumped for all of today’s Facebook statuses to read “OMG Monday”…and “I can’t wait for the weekend”…because we don’t hear it every fucking weekend – you useless cunts…

Here are some morning links and they are fucking great.

The Man was Killed to Death

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A Whole Bunch of Huge TIts

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Best GIFs of the Walking Dead Finale

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Courtney Stodden is Perfect at the Grave of her Idol

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Best News Bloopers of March

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Joanna Krupa’s Nipples in a See Through Dress at Some Event

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Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel Do Les Miz better than the Cast of Les Miz

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Hugh Jackman Performs Wolverine the Musical

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New Pics from the Kurt Cobain Death Scene…

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Nicole Aniston is my Porn GF

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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now

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Pornstars Hate Belle Knox Because She’s Full of Shit

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