Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about Friday is not reading people’s excitement that it is Friday….it is not that the bars I frequent get filled with suburbanite bridge and tunnel idiots…those people are the best when drunk and confused…it’s that I know my wife is going to try to make me hang with her – when all I am going to want to do is hang with hookers…it’s a very complicated life I live…but drinking gets me through it…barely but good enough to not be dead even if I want to be…

Here are some morning LINKS….

Nicki Minaj Took her Weave Out…I Prefer Her Ass

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Charlie Sheen Calls Ashton Kutcher Out for Being a Little Bitch

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Tight Dresses…

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Some Whore With Big Tits

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Hey Girl – It’s Bath Time!

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Some Gay Olympics Ad – Cuz Canada is like Mackelmore – Milking a Cause

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The Best 15 Dollars Money Can Buy

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GIRLS GONE WILD!!

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A Grown Man and Child Review the Lego Movie

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Valentine vixens for hire- XXX and 34DDD -? GO

Beyonce is Racist

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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site

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