Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The internet made’s me soft….there was a time I’d be outside looking at whores, fucking with whores, fucking whores….but instead I just message them on facebook, they ignore me, so I jerk off to their vacation pics, and we leave it at that

Oh right it’s Valentines Day…maybe I’ll modify my strategy to seek and destroy…desperation

Lookin’ Down Shirts

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Proposal Robbery Prank

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Dakota Johnson Says her 50 Shades of Grey Character is Boring

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11 Sexy Things to Buy her on Valentines Day

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16 Step Guide to Finding Love According to the Simpsons

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Sinkhole Swallows Corvettes!

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10 Depressing Plans to Make for Valentines Day

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SO Many Amazing Girls Doing Amazing Things Naked

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6 Valentines Day Cards to Get you Through Life

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