Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s an interesting dynamic when a jesus freak comes at you for no reason other than anger deep in her soul about pictures you post of girls…not because my name is Jesus making the whole thing even funnier…but because I like to think I am celebrating all that is good in the world, while calling out all that is bad, but I guess Religious people don’t get it…

They think models, in underwear being awesome, is something that should be taken out back and shot…by her oppressive husband who works at her oppressive church…

I like to think what I do is liberating, and what she does is uneducated, ignorant, and proven false by science…which if anything makes her come across as a lunatic imagining things…rather than a prophet…

These are the same people watching Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 – Backdoor and More books…because they believe she can be saved…and they are the same people buying LeAnn Rimes CDs because they are only learning the internet now…

The scary thing is that there are more people like her in the world…than like me…and they are the ones voting because they have nothing else to do…scary…and really it’s negative and misguided energy that if there was a god…he wouldn’t be happy his congregation was made up by dumb inbred hicks…but rather the great minds and philosopher, but more importantly tits in the world….

These people…confuse me. I used to see them protesting outside sex shops…spending their day at it…why? What the fuck does that accomplish…idiots.

Here is a half naked girl I’m celebrating…in her bikini at the beach…looking fit an awesome because that’s so fucking blasphemous…

Here are some morning links….

Richard Simmons Does the Bruce Jenner

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Forever Alone Valentine’s Gifts

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IF Star Wars Existed in an 80s High School

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The Many Faces of Guilty Dogs

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20 Photos of People in Subways

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Abbie Cornish Nipples

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Victoria Justice – Cleavage and Midriff Party

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Pics from the Stanley Kubrick Exhibit

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Bieber’s new Instagram GF

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Big Breasted Blonde

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Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site

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Punk Tattooed Naked Chick

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Loser Cross Country Skier

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Corgi Can’t Handle Play Time

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Khloe Kardashian and The Game Creep Me Out

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Taylor Swift Banjo Diddle

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Tom Brokaw Has Cancer

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Someone is Selling a Haunted Subaru on Craigslist

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A Bunch of Cute Girls

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Top 10 Shirley Temple Was a Babe Pics

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 – Backdoor and More Exclusive

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