Thursday, February 13, 2014

Adriana Lima for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day


Last week, or maybe it was this week, I posted ON ADRIANA LIMA …comparing her to getting off to lactating “hand expression” videos of girls milking themselves on Youtube.


You know the mom, with the mom body, pulling out her mom tits, pretending it’s for a higher purpose like feeding her kid and defending her rights as a mother, when she’s obviously doing it in the Starbucks for me to get turned on…I mean why else would she be staring at me staring at her when she does it…


But the fact is that despite being a mom of multiples, and a model who’s in her 30s, which might as well be 100, this Adriana Lima still gets paid…and when photoshoopped enough to look tanned and toned…shit’s pretty ok to look at…because unlike the stretch mark vagina I was sexting last night…this vagina doesn’t need to be intact after her natural child birth when the rest of her is…for pictures like this…


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