Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes the text messages you receive are inspiring…

For those of you who don’t know what MTL is, it’s Montreal, Which is where i live…and that’s a hot ass in underwear telling me it is going to be in montreal…

I can’t believe I have to walk your retard ass through this….

Here’s some morning links…after a long weekend and a horrible hangover….

Hot Girls Taking Selfies

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Beyonce in Ridiculous Heels on a Yacht

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Kristen Stewart Has a Scent

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Heidi Montag Popping Out of a CAke for Spencer Pratt

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Awkward Moments You Know Too Well

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Awkward Game Show

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Baby Learns How to Whistle

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Miley Cyrus on the VMAs Performance

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Honest Make-Up Tutorial

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Scarlett Johannson in Venice

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So Many Girls on Webcam Putting in Work to Make You Cum….

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