3:31 PM
kim
Cisco Tschurtschenthaler may have the most ridiculous name in modeling, not because she’s done a whole lot of work and built a reputation of a clown, but because shit is 18 fucking letters long. I’ve never heard of her, but I will probably remember her, not because I’ve seen her tits in TREATS magazine, or because she’s done anything substantial, but because her name is so fucking stupid. It’s one of those names that you modify for your career cuz magazines can’t afford the real estate to credit you. You know like Oliva Wilde or some shit, and her name is only Cockburn, not Tschurtschenthaler and asif her fucking first name is actually Cisco, I mean no one is named Cisco, leading me to think she’s stage named the wrong half of her identity.
Ultimately, what is a fucking name when it comes to toplessness, shit don’t fucking matter. I don’t even ask the hookers I fuck for their names, shit is just noise and gets in the way of trying to get a boner for their titties.
I just can’t get over this fucking name though…trying to pronounce it has been hysterical…
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