Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am trying this new thing with sexting….I have decided to hit the online dating sites and find really horny….really fat….really lonely girls…you know the kind of cat owner who has practically given up…but this is her last shot at love…especially with Valentine’s Day just around the corner….and I make them fall in love with me. I’m a charmer like that….but the fucking with the lonely and depressing and fat and alone part isn’t the funny part…the funny part is when I get them to come meet for sex and I get my wife to answer the door.

Sure I haven’t puled it off yet…but I’m planning it and that’s what matters…cuz all great things start with a plan….and all great days start with the morning hangover dump.

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