Best News Story Ever of the Day

ABC-7.com WZVN News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral

Some naked 21 year old dude named Gregory Bruni…was heard on the roof of some family’s house in Fort Myers…when he got caught, he decided to run into the house, where he tried to steal a TV, avoid getting shot, before shitting in two places and masturbating in the house all at gun point….amazing way to add some excitement to sleepy meth filled Florida….and as far as I am concerned this guy is a fucking hero and a testament to how shitty Florida is….literally.

The funny thing is I’ve done this exact same thing at least once…but I guess it doesn’t count when it is in your own home….