Great Hearted Husband - Joke

The wife comes home early & finds her husband Mishra in



their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, young lady!



"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing?



How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother



of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want divorce!"



The Mishra, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave,



at least listen to what happened. You can't say I'm dishonest."



"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.



But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"



The Mishra begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home



this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless

that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that



she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She



mentioned that at she had not eaten for 3 days.



With great compassion I brought her home and warmed



up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you

wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight;



the poor thing practically devoured them."



"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a



shower.



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