Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Telling girls you only have unprotected sex is not a good strategy to get unprotected sex….getting them drunk is.

Even though herpes and HPV and crabs and hep and HIV and syph beat condoms everyday….people still think ruining sex by making it numb and awkward and plastified for the hope that this miracle condom will save them is the best option….

When your dick deep, you’ve already gone too far, might as well make it enjoyable.

Here are the stepLINKS…the morning verson….we call them the morning hangover dump….but they should be called the morning after heroin dump…cuz that’s always more relieving….

Oh You Know, Just a Regular Day BIKING DOWN A GLACIER

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WTF Photo of the Day

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Megan Elizabeth is Striking a Pose (SEMI NSFW)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Actually Thinks He Won Maria Shriver Back By Making Her Look Stupid

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Well Hey There Lindsay Love (SEMI NSFW)

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Selena Gomez Tattooed A Bunch Of Roman Numerals On The Back Of Her Neck

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Cam Girls That Will Drive You Crazy, You Won’t Know What Hit You (NSFW)

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She Loses Her Lesbian Virginity and It’s All on Video (NSFW)

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The 20 Worst Portrait Tattoos: Freaks of Ink

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Jenny Takes a Shower and You Get to Watch (NSFW)

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Annnnnnnnnnd Heres the Hooters International Bikini Contes – VIDEO

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Sexy Games That Will Bring Out the Horny Geek in All Of You

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