9:16 AM
kim
Sara Underwood teaches the youth a couple of valuable lessons…
First, when you are at your hottest and most marketable, you know when you just hit 18, do Playboy, because you don’t have to be all that hot, your youthfulness will get the door open since all guys like seeing 18 year olds naked…even the fat ones….
Second, when you are tired of posing naked and realize that you are easily replaced, sleep with or pretend to sleep with a star, because you will get noticed by the right people.
Third, when you are noticed by the right people, take a low paying job making TV for nerds, cuz nerds are loyal and will pay for your autograph at comic conventions for the next 40 years, making it a solid retirement plan for a girl who has no talent…but was willing to get naked…
Fourth, post sexy half naked pics of yourself on the regular to keep us interested….
She’ got it all figured out….
TO SEE HER NAKED IN PLAYBOY EVEN IF SHE WANTS YOU TO FORGET
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