Georgia Salpa for FHM UK of the Day

Georgia Salpa is the fucking future…I have no idea who she is but I want to write love songs to her….about our undying love…our real love…about wanting to know what love is and I want her to show me…she’s the kind of girl I could spend the rest of my life staring at while she sleeps in bed next to me…the mother of my children who I hate cuz they are mooches who stole my freedom…but who I tolerate cuz they let me stick with her…Georgia Salpa is my soul mate…she just doesn’t know it yet….she’s so classy.