Jessica Alba Does Slash of the Day

If you have a Jessica Alba fetish…and you used to Listen to Guns and Roses religiously, not only are you old as fuck, probably pushing 40, since Alba hasn’t really mattered in a decade, even if she’s still pretty fucking hot…and Guns and Roses, unless for Karaoke or Kitsch factor, you know hipsters being obscure, don’t fucking matter no matter how much die hard Guns and Roses fans, you know the kind of guys with tattoos of roses in various parts of their body….but you’re also in luck because the two came together in her Slash costume…that I find level zero in erotic…but she’s a mom, with a billion dollar mom brand and I guess wearing a thong in public would be bad for business…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Avril Alexander for Sabo Skirt of the Day

There is an instagram company that I’ve been following for a very long time and I really have no idea why, it just sort of happened, and I guess it was because they were some early to instagram brand that featured babes and is now making moves in the big time…

They are called SABO SKIRT and this is their campaign with Australian photographer JOSEPHINE CLOUGH that you will like…because girls in bikinis are fun to look at…

I have no idea who the model is, her name is Avril Alexander, I don’t think she’s related to Avril Lavigne, because usually you have to share a last name not a first name, but I have stared at her ass, and you should too.

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Some Babes for Kid Richards of the Day

My friend and great film photographer out of Portugal KID RICHARDS sent in these pics the other day and I don’t necessarily know what is going on in them… I am not sure if they are erotic or something you can jerk off to, and I know you’re looking for something to jerk off to, but I figure you’re so well trained at jerking off and nothing really does it for you – that you could probably sexualize a kitchen table if you looked at it from the right angle…you all that porn you’re into is just so boring – and you gotta take steps to find things you like instead of becoming a rapist…

I just figure nice images of a nice girl…are worth looking at…and here they are…

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New Video: PRE - Highgrade

Music video by PRE performing Highgrade. Video was shot in London and directed by Sesan...

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Chelsea Handler’s Topless Again of the Day

She’s fallen off the rails…and I guess in a good way – because she’s getting naked consistently for attention.

I mean she’s protesting a fight I’ve been fighting for years, and that is that Nudity isn’t a big deal and the Christian run media needs to chill the fuck out…

People who look at tits, still buy beer, go to movies and wear clothing when they have to.

I’ve been slated a porn site that doesn’t make porn money because I am not a porn site all because I don’t edit nipples and never have in the last 10 years of doing this and never will for a advertising – because fuck them…

But the rest of the world are just hypocrites. Execs cheating on their wives with tranny hookers and all that good stuff, but don’t let their brands get seen next to tits…oh no…

I guess the only issue in all this is that Chelsea Handler has embraced her inner slut, that was never really a secret slut, as everyone knows being a slut is how she got on TV…only because it draws attention to her in this time of need…and her tits are fake so it’s not even like showing her own tits…but it still happened…and I guess I’m gonna pay attention…even though I really don’t care.

Oh and she made her titty pic a political and Feminist statement – if PUTIN can DO IT – So Can I…

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Keira Knightley is Boring in The Edit of the Day

BORING!

But I guess in Keira Knightley’s defense, everything she does is fucking boring…

I know she has this fanbase and people like her and she gets movie rolls…but there’s really nothing interesting or appealing about her…even when doing photoshoots that could have just as easily been of her spreading ass…but no…she’s too uptight for that…

Sure, the uptight girls are usually the ones who want you to cum in their asses while choking them like a GHOMESHI but…unless you’re fucking them like a GHOMESHI they just fucking suck…and not in a good choking on a dick kind of suck…

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Naya Rivera’s Got a Good Dress of the Day

Naya Rivera was on Glee before being kicked off Glee. She was also engaged to some Big penis black rapper who you can assume destroyed her vagina and now she’s married to some new guy who she was publicly dating for 5 minutes…but more importantly…in her early retirement – has discovered that she’s got a hot enough body to wear very little clothing…and I guess when that discovery happens for any girl who was boring on some family friendly, politically correct GLEE bullshit, it’s worth celebrating…this is like the teen movies when the nerd girl with no friends let’s down her hair, takes off her glasses and gets her fuck on….not that I ever watch Glee, she could have been a total slut on that shit but I will assume only the actress who probably won’t work much but hip hop music videos from now on…but that is pulling off skimpy clothes just right…

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