Hayden Panettiere in Brides Magazine of the Day

I love that Bride Magazine did this profile on Hayden Panettiere who is either engaged or married…because I know that her fan base is mainly weirdos who watched her on Heroes, or whatever it was called, where they’ve been loyal followers of hers ever since…because that’s how sci/fi people work…but more importantly, they never turn their back on a hobbit looking bitch…because there’s so many sexual fantasies they can have with her…until today..when she is posing in Wedding dresses…for a Wedding Magazine…to remind you she’s getting married…only for you to get so angry, like when you found out Mila Kunis was engaged, because without her marriage there was still hope for your unemployed, living in your mom’s basement, virgin loser ass…

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Nina Agdal for Cosmo April 2014 of the Day

Nina Agdal did Cosmo…and no one cared because she also did Sports Illustrated and no one cared…and in sports illustrated she was actually half naked and posing like some kind of slut…but it turns out after a few conversations I’ve had with people who don’t worry or think about these irrelevant people who don’t contribute anything to the world…is that there is hope…average people don’t even know Sports Illustrated happened, they don’t know who Nina Agdal is…and that for some reason makes me happy…unlike these clothed pics of her that just accentuate her water-head retard face…

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Ariana Grande Butt Shot of the Day

Ariana Grande is some tween dream who plays the wholesome card amongst all the vile, trashy, exhibitionist, pervert, porned up bitches who are trying to make a name for themselves…but she likes to remind us that that is all marketing and that she is just like all the other girls in the industry, otherwise no one would be paying attention to her…but she’s more into targeting the Christian crowd because they are more loyal a fan base and more forgiving when you slip up down the road and let your true hooker qualities that got you here in the first place shine…you know like LeAnn Rimes…but more mexican….

Here is a pic she posted of her booty…a little titilating tease…

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Beyonce in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Beyonce is pretty proud of herself for losing weight…in efforts to stay competitive with Rihanna…you know all girls, even at that level of celebrity are all about winning…the only reason they are even famous is their competitive drive and ego that tells them they are better than everyone…so when they start feeling a little plus sized in comparison to the other girl in their husband’s life, the girl who makes him huge money, starvation and fitness to have one more go at being a sex symbol is the only option…and when you meet your goals…you exploit that shit and put that ass in everything you do…you post the bikini pics and you make people talk…because this window is only open for a minute…maximize your time…

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Vanessa Hudgens is a Mermaid of the Day

Hairty little troll Vanessa Hudgens shaved down and slipped into some used mermaid costume some charity called Project Mermaids that is trying to save ocean side villages or some shit…which I guess is a good cause…but I think is more of some pervert’s excuse to make mermaid fetish videos and photoshoots for his masturbation…

It happened in July, but they posted this to instagram the other day so I’ll just roll with it…it’s for a good cause…and weirdos with mermaid fetishes…

Here is a behind the scenes video…

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Eniko Mihalik in Some Shoot of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is some model who’s most important move in her career was when she showed her HIPSTER BUSH for LUI Magazine…because I fucking love a nice trimmed bush and I link to help spread the Bush love to the world so that they know that a bald pussy isn’t the best kind of pussy but rather just false marketing we can blame the Kardashians for…

This shoot for Vogue isn’t all that good, there is no bush, but I feel the need to help keep bush models relevant…

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Cop Beating up a Girl and Other Videos of the Day

I don’t know the story behind this girl getting punched in the face by a cop, I just know it happened at a high school and that the girl was resisting arrest, but seriously, he’s a cop and should be able to handle a teen girl without punching her in the fucking face…

Guy throwing up only for a girl to slip on it…

Here’s an armed robber getting owned…

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