Friday, March 29, 2013
African leaders meet with President Obama. Where's our president?
'We made love for two hours before she died' - Akolade Arowolo
“That day she died was my birthday. I see birthdays as a new year in one’s life and I usually pray at the early hours of that day. I prayed till 3am but was woken by my wife’s kiss. We had sex for almost two hours and it was very good as we hadn’t done such in a while. We later prayed and talked about how we could improve on our relationship as well as business opportunities.”
Source: PUNCH
Kate Beckinsale’s in a Bikini Top of the Day
Kate Beckinsale has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, two of each. One to watch and One to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there as a safety, cuz nerds are weird.
But I think she should have made her mark on the world as a mom who managed to not let that whole baby thing fuck up her toned stomach, or make men want to run from her mangled, shredded mom pussy, cuz even at 39, while standing with her 15 year old, a red fucking flag she looks fuckin awesome.
Here she is…now stare…while I got Easter egg hunting / hard drinking….
Ieva Laguna Hot in Bathing Suits for Free People of the Day
Ieva Laguna is 22, has done Vogue 4 times, and was in the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. She’s now doing some shit for a brand called Free People, that involves her in a bikini, looking all fucking lovely and shit. Romantic, like out of a 60s photo album you found in your basement of your parents on summer vacation, that you were able to jerk off to, cuz your mom doesn’t look like that anymore, it was practically like thinking about fucking another person, those hard nipples, that bikini, those old cars and the instagram effects before instagram….only less creeepy and filled with a hot currently 22 year old, not one that has weathered into a muff gut, wrinkly dried up pig.
I’m into this Latvian babe. Latvia got all kinds of good pussy and that’s about all Latvia has.
Hayden Panettiere Gives Up Now That She’s Engaged of the Day
I am not someone who thinks that up until today, Hayden Panettiere has been putting all that much energy into her look, her fitness, her overall sexiness. Unlike her mother, who is like a typical Soap Opera cat woman with too much surgery, Hayden’t stuck to just implants. But I will say, she’s never been overly fat. Overly muscular yes. But never fat.
So hearing her be engaged, now seeing her down a bag of Oreos, that unless
this is product placement, you know a paid ad spot, and I am sure it is, cuz Celebs don’t endorse shit without a paycheck. It is safe to say now that she’s getting hitched, it is all downhill.
Stay tuned for dumpy Hayden in 12-24 months. That’s my prediction.
Fabiana Semprebom in a Bikini of the Day
Fabiana Semprebom is some Brazilian model and she’s in some catalog shots for some bikini company – wearing a bikini – shocking.
She walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2010, as they like to import their pussy from Brazil, since it is better than the other main Brazilian export, Tranny Aids.
She never got the gig as an Angel, so at 28, she’ll never be the next Lima or Gisele, but at least she’s getting work in equally inspiring pics…like these, because a life without Fabiana Semprebom, is a life not worth living, even if I only heard about her yesterday. I just can’t go back to that life.


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