Vanessa Hudgens Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

If you’ve seen Spring Breakers, you will know that the shit was a whole lot of hype, the story was weak and unbelievable, and the entire thing was just sensationalized hype, thanks to Disney girls gone bad and a Director/Writer pervert gone mainstream. They recruited paparazzi on set and pushed this shit hard, but the real tragedy was that they didn’t push the girls to hit the gym hard a month or two before filming, cuz their chubby, untoned bodies in a bikinis, as exciting as the public found it, was hardly inspirational, that’s why I’m gladded this Hudgens Pudgens is strategically taking bikini pics fro her social media, so that her gunt doesn’t get exposed, to help keep her fantasy alive to the furry twat lovers, (that’s what we call her fans like Gaga calls her fans Monsters)

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Jenny Garth is in a Bikini for Easter of the Day

Jenny Garth is a 40 year old mother of 3, who is turning 41 in 2 days, and who clearly understands that you should never give up trying to have sex appeal, even if your vagina is a loose fitting wind sock that has survived a hurricane at the air strip, you know shredded fabric hanging off from a thread, before it plummets to it’s impending death, retired from its service as a wind sock…if you know what I mean, and you would if you’ve ever banged a chick with 3 kids.

Her body fat is low, she’s catering to my ANOREXIA PORN FETISH , but less ill and weak and more fit and clean eating.

I just find the whole thing funny, because isn’t this what all girls are supposed to look like? When did being doughy become the norm and being fit become shocking. It’s not like she’s hit menopause yet. I think the public is just accepting being fat and lazy and that’s a real tragedy, cuz it makes going to the beach a lot less of this and a lot more of THIS

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Naya Rivera Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

Naya Rivera is some Affirmative Action cast member of Glee, you know the show that features people of every race, size, disability, ailment. From Obeses to Wheel Chairbound, to Alopecia Albino Diabetic with an Amputated Foot Tranny Who Is Experimenting with Heterosexual relationships….cuz it makes for good TV.

But Naya, at 26, half Peurto Rican and half Black, a product of a stage mom who was trying to launch a career of her own in Hollywood, but who instead pimped out her daughter, gets that none of that Glee shit matters, it’s just a stepping stone to star in some West Side Story gang shit. She knows what matters is showing the world her meaty twat stuffed into a white bikini…cuz when shit gets wet, it expands, like a dehydrated flower being revived….or maybe it just looks that way when the wet see through fabric gets clingy.

I am into this self shot smut.

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LOLZ of the Day

White trash Britney Spears at Walmart in short shorts, showing off thigh thighs that don’t fucking lie….I call them thigh thighs cuz they are twice the size of an average girl’s thigh. You can blame the UGGS, I blame all the medication and emotional eating.

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Late Justus Esiri to be buried April 12th in Delta State

The late veteran actor's service of songs/wake keep will take place April 9th at Catholic Church of Ascension, International Airport Road, in Lagos. Mass in Delta state will take place April 12th at Holy Trinity Catholic Church, Abraka. Internment will follow at the late Chief Esiri's compound, Oria-Abraka, Delta State.

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Tweets of the day

GEJ is a Zoologist. :-)

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Sunday Night Panty Flash Vote of the Day

We do a thing here at DrunkenStepfather, or at least on our instagram Drunkenstepfatherdotcom, evey lonely Sunday, that involves girls who follow us, sending in their panty pics, in what I have decided to make a prize winning tournament. They post the pics, they write @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and Hahtag #SNPF and they are entered.

I decided to let you, fair reader, vote for the winner of this week’s entries, because I care about what you think about panties.

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