Hayden Panettiere Makes a Taking a Shit Face while Toned in a Bikini of the Day

I guess Hayden Panettiere is keeping fit, cuz these pics of her jumping around like a clown at the circus, something she holds close to her heart, because that’s what she would be if this was another generation, while instead she is just a clown on TV, all midget but not juggling.

I figure she’s doing this fitness thing, cuz no one like a fat chick, especially not on TV, or at her wedding, that is happening soon, and I am just happy she shared, because it paves the way for her leaking more intense pics when people stop paying attention to her again, as they will.

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Aubrey O’Day in Panties on Stage of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a pig of a woman, who I would have assumed was eating her way out of a chocolate filled room, at least based on her body, but apparently she was doing a burlesque show, in panties, all fat assed, and exposed, like she’s got no shame, because she’s got no shame, she’s one panty slip away from being a porn chick in an anal scene.

I assume her craving of fame will make that happen one day, probably after she’s given up, cuz despite what these pics look like, this is in fact her trying as hard as she fucking can….

The good news is, a little BBW never hurt anyone, it’s just made a few ppl gay.

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Natalia Vodianova in Bikinis for Etam of the DAy

Natalia Vodianova is a legendary model, and here she is in bikinis for some company called Etam, and that’s all I have to say about that, because we all know I can stare at bikinis all day, especially on models, and why ruin it with words…just take it in…baby….forget all my usual nonsense….and stare at that body….

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Elisa Lasowski Titties in Game of Thrones of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but people on my social media do. I hate sci-fi fantasy shit, it has always made me feel awkward. I figure it’s probably by lack of imagination, the fact I like having sex and socializing with girls, and possibly my autism, that just doesn’t let me get into shit with fairies and wizards and trolls, in fact, just writing that annoyed me…but people fucking love the shit, and I guess as they say, there’s something in everything for someone, cuz they do show titties and TV show with titties, even when not a TV show I’d watch, is a TV show for me to at least see a clip of…and here is that clip.

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Kimberly Kane is Wonder Woman XXX of the Day

Vivid is releasing a movie that may make Virgin Losers everywhere explode, it is Wonder Woman XXX, like the comic book you used to masturbate to, only the porn version, so that instead of imagining the superhero on your dick while reading the comic or watching the re-runs like you have, you can see it in action.

The interesting thing in all this is that the costumer looks pretty top notch, unlike porn of the past, that would involve some stripper dress and duct tape that was ripped off the second they got into the motel room/back of the van….it’s almost like porn’s gone hollywood.

I am into that merge.

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Cara Delvingne Titties for Fashion in Love #9 of the Day

Cara Delvingne is one of the hottest models on the rise. She’s getting booked for everything, she’s probably already dating Leonardo DiCaprio as new models often do but more importantly, she’s doing it right, you know paying her dues like s good model should, by showing her tits for fashion, even when she probably doesn’t, just to show the people at the magazines and in the industry that she’s ready to play fucking ball and I’m ready to stroke my limp dick imagining it was our wedding night and I did too much coke to satisfy her just married needs.

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Happy Easter from Courtney Stodden of the Day

I can’t hate Courtney Stodden, even if I hate most things Hollywood, because she’s young and vibrant like the girl I feel in love with at the bus stop, in her amazing tight little leggings with her amazing tight little booty from the hormones in the dairy…but more importantly, she’s funny, she doesn’t take herself seriously, she’s got herself very low level famous, and she’s doing it by lookin and acting like a stripper, I mean that in itself makes her the best thing ever. Here’s her easter video.

She’s amazing….in all her throwback to strippers from the 90s glory.

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