I don’t mind when models look like dudes…because I assume they go through some minor testing before getting hired…that involve proving they ahve a vagina…but then again..it is the fashion world…and they do all kinds of obscure things trying to be artistic and trendy….but I’ll take the boner I’d like to have looking at these as a sign that she’s girl enough….those legs…that skinny..amazing..she’s not Gross at all….even though that’s what her name wants you to believe….
January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl in the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….and the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…that she did a good job keeping secret…because I guess it is the only interesting thing she did in her life….and now she’s in VS magazine….celebrating her recent breakup….because no one wants to get stuck with a single mom….they are against Jesus’ way…
Here are the pics.
It’s nice to see things coming full circle…with this Sara Jean Underwood girl….it’s a history repeats itself situation…where she dated Ryan Seacrest…and got cocky…thinking shit “I don’t have to do PLAYBOY NAKED SHOOTS ANYMORE …..I can go mainstream….so she got a gig on TV…she left nudity behind her…even though that’s all people wanted and the only reason she was on the show…and then the show got cancelled and now she’s tweeting shit like this….Remember girls…smut always wins…
Ronnie Woods’ ex wife…the one who he married at 18 before beating the fuck out of her….at least that was the rumor..
Now, I don’t think beating girls is right…but at the same time, I don’t see it as a real shocker when a russian hooker you’ve been on drug benders with for a while….who is only 18 or 19….and dating your 68 year old ass cuz you’re a huge billionaire rockstar….and can get her exposure steps out of line…cuz she’s a recipe for disaster…sometimes…lessons need to be taught….and things need to be put back in place….and really she came out on top…and probably gets monthly payment…not making it alright…but with him she’d probably be in the gutter somewhere…so whatever…right?
Well, as a billionaires ex wife, she’s making interesting moves….doing topless shoots….like she still matters…and as long she gets topless she still matters.
Katrina Bowden had her moment at the top in American Reunion…where she played some bimbo who I don’t even remember if she got naked or not….but she was better to look at that Tara Reid…despite loving Tara Reid and being more that willing to lick off her genital scabs…the new blood is a little less haggard and doesn’t require stuffing her uterus back inside her half dead party body….
Well now she’s made the big move to pretending to work out in the weakest of ways for Old Navy…and like all girls working out….I am totally into watching….squat, sweat, stretch…..almost hot enough to make me go to the gym…but they don’t consider jerking off in the gym…a trendy workout routine…even if it is my only work out routine…
I have a crush on Miley Cyrus…I think she’s a lot of fun…or at least worth watching in pictures of her weird privileged brat…..you know childhoodless child star who daddy exploited to finance his one hit wonder life he was used to….but couldn’t maintain….you know cuz of the whole one hit wonder shit….
She’s the kind of girl I’d want to get pregnant….but not have to interact with….so I just jerk off on her pictures and tape them to my wall. I’m romantic like that.
She’s the queen of puppy and tight body girl erotica on social media…and here’s her latest puppy on her legs….her lean….lovely legs I’d leg to wear as a scarf as my mouth gets lost in her fleshy panty filler.
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