I am drunk on candy and whiskey…making sure all the slutty costumes wearing girls are wearing panties…with my hand…despite not being asked to….because I am just saving the world from pussy slips…one unexpecting finger rape at a time…I mean that’s what I would be doing…if I wasn’t locked in the room with the lights out spying on my pedophile neighbor who loves Halloween more than the little kids knocking on his door do…while avoiding said little kids because my wife at all the ghetto candy she bough for the occassion..I’d wish you a safe night…but that would mean I like you, when I don’t like anyone…Top 10 Celebrity Halloween CostumesGO Naked German Slut in Costume of the DayGO 20 Scary TaxidermyGO Lena Dunham is a Topless Nightmare.GO ...