stepLINKS of the Day

Heading to the porn convention in Fort Lauderdale, gonna try to make magic – but may end up arrested, kicked out, or murdered before I even get started thanks to being hated by most porn chicks and their body guards and purse holding boyfriends…Follow me on TWITTER TO KEEP UP I Hope I Get THe Chance to Get TEEN MOM THE SQUIRTER TO LET ME DRINK HER SQUIRT Here are some stepLINKS… Gwen Stefani Throwback Bikini Pics.GO Nikki Leigh in Her LingerieGO Philip Seymour Hoffman is a Heroin Addict – Not SurprisingGO Girls in Front of the MirrorGO Kat Von D Throwback Slutty PicsGO Taking the Exit Like a BossGO Playboy Cyber Girl Photoshoot VideoGO Man Vs Water CannonGO Jessica Bueno is Pretty Fucking BuenoGO Milla Jovovich is Now Living in a...

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Joke of the day...

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Is this Kanye West's allternative 'Yeezus' album cover?

Here's another supposed artwork for Kanye West's forthcoming sixth studio album, 'Yeezus'. The new artwork surfaced online a few days ago and features a cartoonized Kanye being nailed to a Y shaped cross. No one can say for sure that this is the official album cover but here's hoping, as a Christian, that it is not! We will all have to wait till June 18th to find o...

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New Video: Davido: One Of A Kind

Davido drops another hit banger video titled One of a Kind. The video preaches oneness illustrating a united Africa. Enjoy...

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Anne Vyalitsina Tits for Elle France of the Day

As much as I like models who show their tits for their careers like they were strippers and/or pornstars, I have a hard time liking them when knowing Adam Levine has been inside them. It’s like as I stare at her nipples, all I hear is a whining Maroon 5 song, like her tits were speakers, that he used to suck on….music that I unfortunately know all the lyrics to, because he is the devil and is brainwashing us through the radio.But here’s his ex-pussy modelling proper despite my hatred for her bad decision making when it comes to thinks to put inside her. ...

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Woolwich killer Michael Adebolajo discharged from hospital

The second Woolwich killer, Michael Adebolajo, 28, was discharged from the hospital today. He has been taken into custody at a south London police station, where he will be questioned and charged for the murder of British soldier, Lee Rigby on May ...

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Pam Anderson’s Being Pam Anderson a Decade Later for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Never too old to try, especially not when you’re entire 50 year old body has been rebuilt, refurbished, redesigned, and is in fact less than 20 years old.Jerking off to these tits would be illegal based on their age alone, but since they are attached to some zombie Glamour Model of yesteryear, it makes it ok, even if it should be illegal…The reality is that she’s photoshopped so hard that this is not even her, if anything these pics could just be from the archives of her younger years, being played off today, because she doesn’t look dead, or like a zombie, all yellow and dying of HEP, like her sagging skin faced normally does…It’s still nice to be reminded of the 90s, when jerking off to Pam Anderson was a thing all guys did pre-internet...

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Taylor Momsen’s Hot New Video Teaser for “Going to Hell” of the Day

Dirty white panties on a dirty white girl who was far more fun to pay attention to when she was a dirty young girl…before turning 18 and her dirty girl act lost the whole illegal aspect that people were into…or at least talking about because it was so scandalous for a 17 year old who had no childhood thanks to being thrown into the entertainment industry…The fact is that she’s trying hard, willing to put herself out there half naked, all while being skinny coupled with being broken is good enough for me, especially when over 18.This is hot..in an Hollywood bad girl who isn’t bad at all way… ...

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Pug Gets Saved of the Day

I am a pug owner. In fact, the only thing that matters to me is my pug.Seriously, they are like little retarded people, with little retarded faces, who are always happy and half retarded, who need to be taken care of, because on their own they just can’t survive.Seriously, my pug has almost died at least a dozen times when I leave him alone for days at a time with no food and water. I’m joking, I take that fucker everywhere, and from eating dirty syringes, to trying to hang himself when excited to see a squirrel, to other dumb shit, they need to be watched.So seeing this pug, and his stupid careless owner get in the elevator, without him, and without letting go of the leash, makes me want to kill her and more importantly, makes me happy a dude was there to save the little guy.See, pugs remind...

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Amanda Bynes Trampolines of the Day

Amanda Bynes is my favorite. I think she’s an amazing angel sent from heaven to make a mockery of the tabloids by giving them easy to digest content, you know, something to talk about, so middle America can act all shocked about her demise, when really it is all crafted and created with a master plan of amazing…and even if she is falling off the rails and actually crazy thanks to being raised in Hollywood it is fun to watch, especially when she’s at a trampoline center practicing her jumping in a wig, but let’s face it, that’s always fun, whether Bynes is involved or not…Now all I need to do is figure out how to get her pregnant, or at least have her practice her jumping on my dick or face…or anything that can be used against her vagina.Here’s...

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Karlie Kloss’s Intense Bathing Suit for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Karlie Kloss is 6 foot 2….and I would not mind inspecting every inch of her with my flaccid penis…just smearing it all over her hoping it triggers some sensation in an otherwise dead organ. Thanks high blood pressure, diabetes, drinking, and living the good life…and if that doesn’t work, I can always recruit her for the DrunkenStepfather Charity Beach Volleyball league, training involves getting my 5 foot 6 ass shit off the high shelf in the kitchen and changing lightbulbs for me without a ladder while I talk dirty…”Oh yeah girl, screw that in, you like reaching don’t you, you like that you can dunk a basketball on regulation net like Miami Heat, while wearing heels, you genetically modified food eating monster….”…cuz in case you haven’t...

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Natallia Krauchanka for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

At least once a day I like to look at models like Natallia Krauchanka and remind myself that they are the ones who beat Russian Human Trafficking, because their friends, girls just like them, are locked in a basement somewhere with armed guard making them do whatever they are told on cam for 5 dollars an hour that they don’t see a penny of because they are too busy being locked up in hell sex worker prison…while these ones are out booking modelling jobs, sucking dick they want to suck, not dick they are forced to suck, while looking good doing it. Normally I like the underdog, but today, I like the winner and that winner is Natallia Krauchanka, even if it means we’re all losers cuz we can’t get her pissing on command for 5 dollars a minute....

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