stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL is CallMeFamous …I’d rather Call Her my Wife….at least for a night….

I am not an alcoholic….I just like spending my days drunk because it makes everything funnier, tolerable, especially my wife…cuz when I am drunk I can just stare at those saggers and ignore the rest of her….you know and laugh at how life wronged me…while being sober…just fucks all that up….and we wouldn’t want to ruin a good…albeit depressing as fuck thing….I drink at night because I am already drunk and figure why stop the party that is life….not that you care….so Here are the stepLINKS…that’s all you want from me anyway…

I Like that Megan Fox’s Ego Now That She Can’t Get Work is Finally Caving….But I Prefer Just Lookin’ at the pics…

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Holly Madison Can’t Wait to Eat her Placenta!

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The Russian Guy Who Touches 100 Boobs in one Video

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How To Get a Bubble Butt…aka the Best Video Ever…

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Lesley Mann Jiggling Megan Fox Titties

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Behind the Scenes at a Canyon Rope Jump – The Asshole Boyfriend Gets Dumped Version…

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Nicole Scherzinger Does a Photoshoot…Doesn’t Expose Testicles.

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The Most Homophobic Man in the World……Can’t Eat Hot Dogs….

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Bella Thorne’s Lookin’ good in her Fitness Gear / Tight as Fuck Pants

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America’s Top 15 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations: 2013 Edition

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Chantelle Houghton Has Awesome Cameltoe…

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I Have Seen This Girl’s Asshole on Twitter…

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The 20 Hottest Pics of Olivia Wilde

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Top 10 Best Goats Yelling Over Songs

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Katy Perry SHows Us How to Suck Dick – Best Gif Ever

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Kristen Stewart is the Ugliest Actress in Hollywood….

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Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Fantasy….

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Nicole Eggert Isn’t as Fat As I Thought She Was in her Bathing Suit

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Xenia Deli Has a Great Sandwich is her Panties…

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – the Cameron Diaz Edition

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Alem Shake!

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Australia’s Unluckiest Man….

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Diane Kruger in Some Fetish Leggings Lookin’ Hot

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Misheard Song Lyrics Make me Laugh – Especially the Boner One

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Mila Kunis Hot at the Oz Premiere

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Best Female Drummers Ever

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Girls Flash Their Boobs on Bikes In Public and It is Awesome….

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Some ReallY Big Tits Tanning Topless…

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Liberty Ross See Through!

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Ron Jeremy is Back At Work Since His Surgery….What Better Way To Celebrate than to Watch Him Fuck in a Classic Horrible Clip

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Jordan Carver Has Ridiculous Tits

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You Need More Kim Kardashian Tits in your Life…

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Morena Baccarin in some Hot Photoshoot

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Jodie Gasson’s Got a Fat Ass in Lingerie

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Clive Palmer – Billionaire – Recreates the Titanic

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How About a Blocked Badminton Shot….Yes..Badminton…

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The 50 Most Traumatizing Moments from Kids’ Movies…

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Some Dude Exposes Himself to Two College Girls on a Bench – THey Aren’t Impressed….(NSFW)

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Wife Getting Dirty in a Car….(NSFW)

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Miss Teen Delaware is Offered a Porn Deal

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Jennifer Lawrence Gettin’ Highhhhhh and Drunk…..

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5 Pugs on a Sled

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Holy Shit Jordan Carver Has Huge TIts

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January Jones Has Got Some Cleavage and a Fatherless Child…

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Dude Locked Out of Hotel Naked is Hilarious

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David Duchovny Wants Third X-Files

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Jennifer Lawrence Gettin High….

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Ice T Files For Divorce from Coco and Demands The Fake ass and Titties back

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Shhh…Just Lay There While I Pound You…

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I would Totally Do Coke Off Her Ass

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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!

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Amateur Sex Party! Set to the Sounds of Shakira

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Awesome REverese Handjob

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I think she’s licking ass…

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50 Shades of Facials – Artistic and Romantic

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Face Fucking and Other Amateur S&M

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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!

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I LIKE SEX TOYS!

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stepSHIRT INTO Future

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Alyson Michalka Posts a Bikini Pic of the Day

Alyson Michalka has a sister and together they are exploited Disney jailbait that never was….cuz they had this window of maybe they’d be the next Miley but kinda ended up no where…even though they are babes…and look at this one’s body…it’s out of a porno magazine…all fit and rockin what looks like implants…making me happy they aren’t huge…her career not her tits….because it means she’s more accessible…with all that failing at the opportunities she had in front of her…and feeling inadequate it didn’t amount to bigger things…even if she’s already don’t more than most of twats…you know she’s comparing herself to actual stars….and I’m comparing her to my dick…at least the printed up pic I just printed of her…pretending these paper cuts are caused by her virginity….

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Lea Michele See Through Sexiness (weird) of the Day

I make fun of Lea Michele for being a dude….you know the tranny on Glee cuz they have the retard, the gay black dyslexic….the lesbian the Precious…and all the other freaks in between…making a mockery of politically correctness by being too politically correct in a huge fuck you people don’t catch onto…..but I don’t think she’s a dude….she’s wearing lace and even trannies, who love lookin’ pretty wouldn’t be this bold in their shit….I mean this is almost porno….Glee porno…which I guess is a trend cuz check out these other pic she posted on twitter…..I think Lea Michele is trying to do this “sexy” think even though she looks like Sarah Jessica Parker….weird.

Naughty….Naughty…..

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Rihanna Behind the Scenes for Elle UK of the Day

Rihanna is a fashion model now…all doing covers of magazines and shit…she’s come a long way from being a garbage man’s daughter sucking dick to get off her Caribbean island shanty….back when she was 14 and trapped that dude who sold her to Jay Z….in what must be a really insane story that we’ll never know….but we all know hotter girls, more talented girls, from more advantageous situations, who would love to be Rihanna…and aren’t…bringing up a lot of what the fucks…..

Love her or hate her for teaching girls to accept and forgive guys who beat the fuck out of you..I think she’s hot…and knowing she can throw down and not press charges…kinda makes her more exciting…not cuz I like the idea of beating women…just cuz I like the idea of Rihanna being beaten cuz she’s a fucking idiot who puts herself in situations and deserves it.

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Exclusive photos: Shade Okoya gets Chieftancy Title

Shade Okoya, the youngest wife of billionaire business man, Chief Rasaq Okoya, added another feather to her numerouse titles last week tuesday19th february 2013 in Abeokuta during the 75th birthday of HRM Oba Adedapo Tejuoso.



The title of Ajisewa of Oke-Ona Egba land was confered on her by HRM Oba Adedapo Tejuoso.

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Battabox Video: Big Belle Papa Dance

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Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie for Etam of the Day

Etam is a lingerie company out of france…..

Edita Vilkeviciute is a model out of amazing….and by amazing I mean another planet…and that planet happens to be Lithuania…where her humble beginnings started in 1989…making cabbage soup and milking goats….but now…now she’s a fucking hero in the fashion scene…a hero with a hot body…that looks awesome in lingerie…and by awesome I mean…don’t all girls look like this in lingerie?

I mean if they don’t they should probably just kill themselves…cuz as far as I’m concerned this is what dudes expect to see when you strip…sure we’ll stick it in you…but don’t take that as a compliment…this here…this Edita is what we want…we just happen to be willing to stick our dick in anything…even a bag full of rotting meat….as long as it can be fucked….

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Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Breastfeeding of the Day

I know the Oscars were a week ago….I haven’t erased the memory of how boring they were…or that I bothered watching them even though I was shunned this year for my great work in sitting on the couch ripping into celebrities cuz they make more money than me in their bullshit fabricated poptart world….that is annoying, unimportant….and overpaid….

But I just saw these pics Terry Richardson posted of his Oscar party hopping, cuz he’s not a dirt bag just cuz he looks like one…in fact he’s a multi millionaire who has become an icon in fashion….and in being an icon…even if it wasn’t all that hard to pull off…he gets access….and I’m not hating…he brings the sleaze…slowly and steadily and I love sleaze….

Well out of his pics….these Orlando Bloom breast feeding, cuz you know he did after they had their kid…is pretty much my favorite…and that’s probably because Miranda Kerr is a babe and far better to look at than Borat and Seth Rogan “networking” at some mixer for the 1% who tricked their way into that horrible hollywood self involved masturbatory world…and will now produce shitty content for everyone to celebrate even if it is unoriginal recycled crap….

Here’s the Kerr pic…it calms down all my rage….

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Bar Refaeli in Bras for Youtube of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Youtube is a porn site….thaat more people masturbate to than actual porn sites….you know all publicly traded and billion dollar makin….porn sites…where the porn may not be hardcore fucking…but instead babes in bikinis, girls doing fitness half naked, twerk videos, wet t-shirt contests…and lingerie company promo videos featuring top models who I may think are overrated…and large…but still appreciate seeing them slutty in video peddling bullshit for 10,000 dollars a day or more….

This one is for Passionata. The company who picked up Bar Refaeli when Victoria’s Secret dropped her off their roster for what I can assume was her requesting more money…or acting like a bitch all cuz she had A-Lister boyfriends and a bank account exploding from the seams…

Who cares…this is hot….watch it.

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Heidi Klum Playing with Bikini Models of the Day

It must be hard for Heidi Klum to accept that she’s no longer the prized hen at the fair….but is instead old, tired, a mom of her own army of mixed race kids that were spawned from some creepy German scat fetishes gone wrong….and a few illegitimate encounters for good measure….because as I see her on set of her TV show in Hawaii…she looks sad…that even when throwin’ out her huge, awesome cleavage, no one but the paparazzi were bothering taking pics of her…..I mean sure, she’s making money, but when you have all kinds of money, sometimes all you really want is a photographer to tell you you’re beautiful….or that you still got it….keepin’ busy or not…she’s a fraction of what she was and that’s a fucking downer…but at least there is always new blood, new body, to bring out the old…and bring in the new….like a never ending turnstile of talent I want to have sex with….because I want to have sex with everything vagina…even old, tired, sad Heidi Klum…cuz damn them titties b eHOT LIKE FIRE no matter how old they are….

Here are a couple pics of her on set.

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Chloe Green is Dating Marc Anthony of the Day

Chloe Green is the heiress to the Topshop and other retail giants in the UK fortune….

Chloe Green is also my best friend on social media….once she wrote me saying:

@drunkstepfather another sad person on twitter. Get a life seriously and find something better to do and make take a look at yourself first

I don’t know what I wrote, but assume it was nonsense and she was probably totally right in saying, but as I always to when people tell me I suck… I didn’t bother looking at myself…but I am lookin at her today…with recent reports that she’s gone on with her life after me and is now dating Marc Anthony….who is 44 to her 21 which doesn’t phase me…cuz I am 43 and fuck 18 year olds all the time…but that she’s actually a billionaire and can be involved with anyone….even with her average looks….because she’s a billionaire…but Marc Anthony…that dude’s creepy looking….not to mention…Marc Anthony is Marc Anthony and has all kinds of money and doesn’t need her for her money….and could be banging 21 year old bikini models….it’s just all so weird…

I guess all this comes down to having serious Daddy issues…or maybe…just maybe she’s staged this rebellion to humiliate the already insane family that probably can’t be humiliated….

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Vanessa Hudgens Rockin’ Serious Cleavage for Cosmo of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is on her promo tour for Springbreakers, which she is probably hoping will be a careeer changer for her, giving her more opportunity to work in more edgy, serious, exciting, naked roles….cuz being some Disney High School Musical tart is hard to live down…even after releasing underage nude pics…the world felt she was victimized….cuz that’s how her handlers handled it….instead of grasping that it was nothing more than a call for attention….to say…I’ don’t have mouse ears for a vagina…sure it’s a fuzzy little thing that looks like it could be a rodent…but it’s not….it’s slutty and it is mine…pay attention to me….

Here she is in Cosmo or some other magazine…showing some cleavage and dry humping whatever it is she’s dry humping and she looks pretty fucking awesome to me….I’m a fan of this kind of behavior…

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Rihanna Avoids the Upskirt, She So Classy….of the Day

I am offended that Rihanna is pulling down her sweatshirt she’s wearing as a dress when getting out of the car for some party at some club in LA….because this is Rihanna….an rumored ex teen prostitute who airs her dirty laundry….period stains and all…out for the world to see and make judgement on….when she’s not posting half naked pics of herself on social media…or leaking them to the media back when she was trying to re-invent herself….

She’s sending mixed messages….I mean she seems like the kind of girl who wants her millions of fans to give her a gynecological exam through pics…but then she pulls back when the time is right to make that happen…

It is just so inconsistent….it gives me a headache…

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Hilary Duff is a Mom in a Bikini Top of the Day

The whole Hilary Duff multiplying….you know breeding….you know….taking on that annoying world of motherhood…doesn’t really phase me…mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her Nanny can barely speak english, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 am instead of 7 am for the feeding….so as far as I’m concerned it never happened….you see that’s the nice thing about the internet….anything is possible, you can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this billion dollar furniture empire, Canadian Hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matter….unless you don’t care about these things…and ravaged mom’s is your thing…which as a drunken stepfather you’d think would be my thing…and that this whole site would be dedicated to just that…..but the truth is…stepfathering is the reason I drink….

Either way, she’s in Hawaii cuz she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold….as has her pro hockey husband and his billionaire family….which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.

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Erin Heatherton Hot Behind the Scenes for GQ of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model….and Leonardo DiCaprio’s last model vagina….who I have a feeling Victoria’s Secret paid him to do for the press….not because Erin Heatherton doesn’t deserve the model fame she’s getting…she’s hot, American, fit and awesome….but because I just think there is more to the evil corporation that is Victoria’s Secret than we know….

She’s turning 24 in a few days….which means she has another year to that horrible 25 peak…that we all know life for a woman goes down hill after that point…so it’s almost as though she’s jumping into her last real “good” year….and she’s doing it well….at least according to this GQ behind the scenes video someone sent in…that could be from years ago for all I know…but that you will watch cuz she look’s banging in it….

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Kelly Brook’s Failed Panty Flash of the Day

I get a lot of hate from “readers” who are actually just random people who land on the site randomly and take offense in me mocking Kelly Brook….which is funny because I barely know who Kelly Brook is and assumed the rest of the world felt the same way…..I mean sure she was in one movie…where she got naked and killed off…which was pretty big time for her….I mean it was a real deal movie in the theaters and not some gutter sex tape you’d think she’d belong in….you see cuz she is a big titty model…who got where she is by grinding out those big titties….and there’s nothing wrong with that…but there’s nothing really nobel, talented, interesting, or hard about doing that….so I can’t really respect all she’s done for the world…but I can stare at her tits….

The reason people get mad at me is because I mock her “miscarriage”….partially cuz I have no soul…but mainly because I am convinced it was an abortion…cuz her career was finally picking up in America…and a body like that can’t support the destruction having a baby does…..I guess those people who get mad…are people who have miscarriages of their own….sorry for reminding you of a horrible time in your breeding…

Kelly Brook was out at an event, flashing panty strategically for the paparazzi and it is safe to say it was intentional to get headlines in the media….

I just don’t really grasp why anyone would care to see her white panties, unless they were stained…or soaking…when you can just go through the archives and see HER VAGINA STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US

But I guess what it comes down to is that she’s lovely…

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Minka Kelly Does Fitness of the Day

Minka Kelly is a babe…but more importantly…she is the daughter of a stripper groupie who got knocked up by the guitarist Rick Dufay from Aerosmith…because it was obviously a good retirement plan to get out of stripping…while still maintaining the coke fueled hooker life….and out of that glorious union of dirt…came this angel….who has since been in a few movies….has dated Derek Jeter (who has herpes…..and who is now running to stay fit…because let’s face it…with a trust fund…a couple of vanity projects…that’s all she really needs to do to stay relevent…

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P-Square building another massive house in Parkview Estate Ikoyi

Peter, Paul and Jude Okoye have been building the new house at Parkview Estate since June last year. According to a source close to the twins, the new house, which will also be a twin duplex like their Omole Estate home, will be called Squareville2. Squareville2 is costing them more than their Omole Estate mansion.



I gathered exclusively that the Okoye boys bought the land in Parkview Estate for N200million and will spend another N200m to erect their dream home. They will be shuttling between their Omole home and this new one, which will be completed before the end of the year.

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People are idiots…which is a good thing because it gives us something to laugh at….and without the idiots…what would we do to entertain ourselves? I mean actually work, or take on a hobby like electric trains or fitness or some shit..my life may not be perfect but at least everything around me is hysterical….

Here are some links….

Trying To Look Up Rita Ora’s Skirt

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Taiwanese Animation of the Miss Delaware Porn Scandal

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30 Sexiest Pics of Kate Mara

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AUDI RS 4 PAINTBALL

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Webcam Girls Gettin’ Down and Amazing….

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Harry Styles Gets Hit in the Balls – Probably by Taylor Swift

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25 Laughable Sex Scenes…..

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Awesome Pics of Abandoned Gas Station….God Damn Hippies

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“Sexy” Model Falls on her Ass

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Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest’s Front) in Self

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Uche Jombo's husband arrives Nigeria for her movie premiere

Kenny Rodrigue flew into the country this morning to attend his wife's movie premiere which will take place tomorrow at Ozone Cinema, Yaba. My life, My damage features Tonto Dikeh and will be in cinemas across Nigeria from tomorrow.

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Music producer Samklef involved in auto crash

The top music producer and singer was involved in a car crash in the early hours of today 28th February, around the Anthony area of Lagos. His car was badly damaged but thankfully neither he nor the other occupant of the car, his driver, was injured.

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Goldie's Candlelight Procession Holds Tomorrow

There will be a candlelight procession in memorial of Goldie tomorrow Friday 1st March 2013 at 6pm. People will converge at Parkview Estate gate in Ikoyi and then proceed to walk through Osborne road through to Awolowo way, Barracks then back to Parkview. Come with a candle stand if you can. Dress Code: Black. The MIC band will lead the procession.

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