stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL just turned 18 – we have the birth certificate – find her on INSTAGRAM The stepLINKS are late…but at least your wife’s period isn’t….or that girl you had a one night stand with…I mean….that rubber vagina you pretend you had a one night stand with cuz it is the only thing that will ever love you….you virgin fuck.Here are the stepLINKS… Kim Kardashian Pregnant Tits Are Gonna Be With Us for the Next 5 MonthsGO This Female Reported Shut This Chicks Ass Down and It’s Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever – VIDEOGO Sexy Yellow Bikini Gag…..GO Tiffani Amber Theissen the Old YearsGO Megan Fox Covers Marie Claire UKGO Beatboxing GoatGO And Now, The World Record for the Fastest Jumproping EVERRRR! – VIDEOGO 30 Things You Should Probably...

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Some Rihanna Rolling Stone Pics of the Day

You know why it’s ok for Rihanna to be a broken girl…because she’s ridiculously fucking rich and famous..and rich and famous people don’t have problems…and even if they do…they don’t matter…cuz they are rich and famous and can buy themselves happiness…and even if she’s just totally fucking broken, which I don’t think she really is….cuz she’s smiling and having fun with things, even with her abusers….it just doesn’t make a difference for her…or her life…she’s set…has nothing to prove..and nothing to worry about…and I like watching her….she’s doing way better than all the girls in her high school who are fat, have 5 kids with different men who probably beat them and no one writes articles about it….and who make beds all day at rich people resorts….You...

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Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Action of the Day

I am really not interested in Courtney Stodden, her stripper publicity stunt, pretending to be an underage bride with the most insignificant celebrity ever, just to get her foot in the door, it’s just nonsense noise and we’re too busy for that shit…but I’m torn…cuz she’s in a bikini…and staged, crying for attention or not, does it really make any difference at all, cuz you know, she’s still in a bikini and that’s all that matters…cuz her body is rockin’ even if the rest of her is gutter trash….TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICSFOLLOW THIS LINK...

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Gemma Arterton in DT Spain of the Day

Gemma Arterton is a babe…..she’s in the new Henzel and Gretel movie that is apparently changes lives according to the people who are behind the movie….while no one else I know has seen or cares about its existence…but they should cuz this Gemma girl and more importantly her awesome tits….are gonna be in it…and that is usually enough to motivate you to stream the shit for free…cuz this is the internet motherfuckers and I am the only asshole who still pays for movie…but I only do that cuz I rob my wife for the money…and I figure it’s more fun to pull a peewee in public than on my computer that I’m on all day anyway….....

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Some UFC Ring Girl /ex-Stripper News of the Day

UFC girls are pretty much strippers…you know the typical show girl type who moved to Vegas with big stripper dreams and tight stripper jeans….only to luck out being the vagina in an otherwise super homosexual sport…So our first UFC girl is Edith Labelle – she’s in an amazing lesbian themed video of some UFC ring girl named Edith Labelle teaching some erotic mixed martial arts shit called kimura….and it’s hot like 90s softcore porn…. And here’s some Arianny Celeste in some bikini pics for instagram….cuz she’s the den mother….who everyone loves…....

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Milou van Groesen for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

I don’t mind when models look like dudes…because I assume they go through some minor testing before getting hired…that involve proving they ahve a vagina…but then again..it is the fashion world…and they do all kinds of obscure things trying to be artistic and trendy….but I’ll take the boner I’d like to have looking at these as a sign that she’s girl enough….those legs…that skinny..amazing..she’s not Gross at all….even though that’s what her name wants you to believe…. ...

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New Music: SNA-Z - Kolobi

The fast rising artist, SNA-Z, made you Jo Dada in 2012. Now it’s time to Kolobi your partner in 2013. The song is the first part of a love story, produced by Tee-Y Mix. Listen to it below......

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January Jones Isn’t Giving me Boners in Vs. Magazine of the Day

January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl in the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….and the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…that she did a good job keeping secret…because I guess it is the only interesting thing she did in her life….and now she’s in VS magazine….celebrating her recent breakup….because no one wants to get stuck with a single mom….they are against Jesus’ way…Here are the pics. ...

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Sara Jean Underwood Has Gone Back To Smut of the Day

It’s nice to see things coming full circle…with this Sara Jean Underwood girl….it’s a history repeats itself situation…where she dated Ryan Seacrest…and got cocky…thinking shit “I don’t have to do PLAYBOY NAKED SHOOTS ANYMORE …..I can go mainstream….so she got a gig on TV…she left nudity behind her…even though that’s all people wanted and the only reason she was on the show…and then the show got cancelled and now she’s tweeting shit like this….Remember girls…smut always wins…...

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Katia Ivanova Topless Shoot of the Day

Ronnie Woods’ ex wife…the one who he married at 18 before beating the fuck out of her….at least that was the rumor..Now, I don’t think beating girls is right…but at the same time, I don’t see it as a real shocker when a russian hooker you’ve been on drug benders with for a while….who is only 18 or 19….and dating your 68 year old ass cuz you’re a huge billionaire rockstar….and can get her exposure steps out of line…cuz she’s a recipe for disaster…sometimes…lessons need to be taught….and things need to be put back in place….and really she came out on top…and probably gets monthly payment…not making it alright…but with him she’d probably be in the gutter somewhere…so whatever…right?Well, as a billionaires ex wife, she’s making interesting moves….doing...

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Katrina Bowden at the Gym for Old Navy of the Day

Katrina Bowden had her moment at the top in American Reunion…where she played some bimbo who I don’t even remember if she got naked or not….but she was better to look at that Tara Reid…despite loving Tara Reid and being more that willing to lick off her genital scabs…the new blood is a little less haggard and doesn’t require stuffing her uterus back inside her half dead party body….Well now she’s made the big move to pretending to work out in the weakest of ways for Old Navy…and like all girls working out….I am totally into watching….squat, sweat, stretch…..almost hot enough to make me go to the gym…but they don’t consider jerking off in the gym…a trendy workout routine…even if it is my only work out routine… ...

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